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Breakings News! (12/07) More gratuituous tie-ins are now available! SV merchandise can now be purchased via CafePress. Guaranteed to be as good as the Verses ever are! 1.
Broken news! (9/11) The CafePress store is gone! If there is sufficient demand, we'll make a new one! 2.

For the moment you will have to use your imagination to fill in this introductory material - but remember, the Sporadic Verses were banned in at least one Kingdom, so they must be good!

Available Episodes of the Verses:

The original run of the Sporadic Verses ended with Episode 15. There are rumours of a fragmentary Sixteenth Episode. Rumours likewise circulate concerning the possibility of new Verses. Only time will tell.

The popularity (ahem) of the Sporadic Verses spawned, yes, SV Merchandise! The first, and thankfully only, of these monstrosities was The Sporadic Lands Advanced Game System (the acronym is left as an exercise for the reader).

Publishing History

The complete series first ran in the Dorinda, the newsletter of the shire of Caer Galen, Outlands, in the early 1990's.

Several episodes, perhaps three, were reprinted in the Cheesecloth, the newsletter of the Canton of Whyt Whey, East, in 1995.


1. No actual guarantee exists. The word guarantee is used here in a purely rhetorical sense. If you've read the Verses, you probably guessed that.
2. One person would be sufficient demand. If you understand the SV authors' attitude toward shoddy tie-ins, you probably guessed that. So if you can't live without an LPLF front button or a P.E.L.I.C.A.N. mug or some random thing on a mousepad, just email me
Last Update 24 Sep 2011
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