I carry no phone An aspiring Luddite In a wired world.	Jeff Berry is an early adopter of the Internet and the Web, a late adopter of Twitter, and declines to adopt Facebook or Livejournal. (Although he did succumb to the lure of Google+.) He hates cell-phones.

And, as a special offer, I'm even willing to hand scribe a copy of a haiku for you, on nice paper, in my own somewhat eccentric fourteenth-century style Secretary hand. Heck, I'll sign it, too. If you'd like, I'll even make it more eccentric and use more recognizable E's and R's. All this for only $5! What a deal, that's less than 30 cents/syllable and includes shipping. An example is below. I might pretty it up a bit for sale, though - although this one has a little rubrication on the first initial, I might add some line fillers to justify the right border, that sort of thing. A unique one of a kind piece of art, to be sure ...