![[Smashy the Hammer]](/hammer.gif "Smashy the Hammer hates cell phones")
![[An Aspiring Luddite]](/Luddite2.gif "Of course there is mouseover text, because, hey, aspiring.")
I carry no phone
An aspiring Luddite
In a wired world.
![[Jeff Berry]](/file.jpg "I am looking at my off-camera
bass guitar")
Jeff Berry is an early adopter of the Internet and the Web, a late adopter of Twitter, and declines to adopt Facebook or Livejournal. (Although he did succumb to the lure of Google+.) He hates cell-phones.